—I have 1 million followers on social media. —I’m sorry, we only accept cash or credit card.

Fanart de la banda de Rock The Warning (México)


—I guess they teach us the fear of death because the idea of ‘eternal rest’ is just too tempting. —And have you noticed that all skulls seem to be smiling? Somebody’s hiding the truth from us.

—Are you gonna take the mask off some day? —When you take off yours.

Single friend

—Goes to weddings and social events with you! Knows how to dance! Can hold a conversation! Doesn’t cancel plans at the last minute!


—At this point, what are we? Friends, lovers, boyfriend and girlfriend? —A pretzel.