—Would you be my boyfriend? I have no heat for the winter.
—How can I pay off that debt? Will I get a job soon? What’s that pain in my arm? What happened to my girl? Will I ever sleep again? —*OFF*
—What are you doing after divorce? —I think I’ll ask you out on a date. —Are you crazy? —No, but I remember I liked you a lot before we got married.
—I can’t get out of bed before noon. It’d be very un-Rockstar of me.
—What do you want to hear? Something romantic or sad? —Is there any difference?
*Boys DO cry!* —God damn you! You left me for another guy.. —Shit! I forgot to buy beer.. —Damn do these trunks squeeze my balls!
—On International Women’s Day we wish them all a HAPPY day for being so BEAUTIFUL.. and since we support the cause, our staff includes ONE woman among other 250 employees, etc…
—Dear, I thought we were going to drown our sorrows but I don’t see any alcohol around here. —Oh come on, darling! What do you think I’m swimming in? My humble homage to David Hockney’s “A Bigger Splash” (1967) in the background.
—I got out of bed for this?
