—I love being such a modern couple, so liberal, independent, our relationship is so open! —Are we a couple? I had no idea.
—Remember the signal: if I kiss you twice it means the party sucks and we have to leave. —Gotcha, dear. You have no idea how much I hope it sucks…
—INTROVERT. Not a curmudgeon. Not shy. Not bored. Not going to change. —Enough social interaction for one day. Time to go home. —I was going out but, why ruining the moment? —Thanks for the compliments but I’d rather go unnoticed. World Introvert Day (jan. 2)
—Sounds funny, but in love you have to be like a condom: sensitive and resistant.
—I’m surprised you haven’t achieved much in life, when you’re so good at giving advice.
—The first step to becoming an extraordinary person is not following the steps of ordinary people.
—Dear, my job is draining me. I’m exhausted. —Exhausted? Did you say exhausted? You don’t have kids! You don’t know what it’s like to be exhausted. With my mother-rays I’ll show you what work is… suffer, you slacker!
—There are people whom I really like from a certain distance.
—Hi, we have a long trip ahead of us and since we’re going to be this close I think the least we can do is introduce ourselves. I’m John. —8 months after meeting on the subway, John and Jane are still squeezed… and John hasn’t taken his backpack off since.
—I feel that nerves and butterflies in the stomach are overrated. True chemistry is about feeling calm with the one you love. Feeling “at home”. —True. And if there ever were butterflies in my stomach, it’s probably because I was too hungry.
